“dude, look how much eyeliner i wear just hangin’ in the bathtub.
quick take a fucking photo im too hot to right now to let this moment slip away”
dear god,
you fucked up
why why why do you let autotune slappers get record deals.
ur a proper twat and im shifting to buddhism
(Source: insomniacpineapple)
sick
how do i tell my long lost Swiss cousins
that the only German i know is Cartman’s Hitler chants on South Park











